Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Classroom Rules I Did Not Anticipate Needing

1. No guinea pigs in the classroom!
2. NO. GUINEA PIGS. IN THE CLASSROOM!
3. Don't put tape on anyone's butt.
4.Don't lick the glue.
5. Don't pretend the aerosol fixative for your oil pastels illustrations is hairspray.
6. And don't lick it either.
7. If you have a bloody nose, go to the medic and do not use your sleeve.
8. In fact, don't use your sleeve to wipe away any bodily fluid. Ever.
9. "No snacks in the library" does not mean "Cram half a sandwich into your mouth on the threshold of the library entrance."

and

10. No guinea pigs in the bathroom.

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