Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Bullet Points from the last few weeks

--My friend Ashley, from grad school, hosted an American-Israeli (plus a lone Brit, and 3 South Africans) Thanksgiving. We had turkey, mashed potatoes. . . eggplant salad, Jerusalem salad, Persian flatbread, sufganiyot (Hanukah donuts), and rugelach. So, you know, just your traditional holiday menu.

--All of my students at school are both dubious of and enamored with "Sahn-TAH Claw-OOS." Several have requested that we do an in-class Christmas celebration, like we have with other American holidays like Halloween and Thanksgiving, but I told them that there's a pretty strong Jesus connection, so it'd likely be a no-go with the people in charge of all of us.

--For the aforementioned Thanksgiving school celebration, I forced all my first-graders to make that beloved Thanksgiving craft, the Hand Turkey. They also practiced writing by making a list of things they were grateful for. These lists included: My Family, Mommy, Tal (someone's best friend/desk partner), pizza, "the trees and the sky," "everything! ! ! ! ! !," and "no homework."

--I told one of my colleagues at school, in Hebrew, that I was staying after to have a parent meeting.

She told me that the word I was using for "meeting," meant something more along the lines of a world summit, or U.N. assembly.

Not really the same thing at all.

Surreal to see sticker of dearly departed chicago street artist, Solve, ten yards from my house


R.I.P. Solve

Golda meir says:


Happy 100th Birthday, Tel Aviv. Now get back to work.

More writing with clay


Another frequent topic

I fool my students by letting them ''play with clay.'' haha, chumps! You were practicing spelling!


Dragons=frequent conversation topic

Body 1


Please notice iPod

Cutest. Cowgirl. Ever


She also line-danced for the class

Supergirl!


With light-up cape!

Halloween gimel shalosh


Zombies!

Halloween with dalet shteim


One pirate, one pop star. . . and one kid who forgot his costume.

Halloweeo 5


Homemade trick-or-treat bag!

Halloween 4


This is one of the moments when you hope your principal doesn't walk by. . .

Halloween 3


Fearsome pirate and her victim

Halloween 2


Everyone wanted in on avia's fake blood

Halloween


Zombie-eyes!

Kiteh gimel girls hard at work


Not a staged photo!

Lauiter at dog's expense


Soopah man kape: yur doin it rite

Michael, caught in the holes that he, himself, chewed in blanket


Trying to intimidate houseguest

Fuel for the ol' ego


Aww

More captain underpants


Tra-la-lah is, of course, c.u.'s catchphrase

Captain underpants


That's what he's sayin'

Captain Underpants illustration


Featuring maniacal laughter.

birthday ice-cream cake


For lindsay's 1st birthday on israeli soil

M.S.K. and his coy, ''shy'' brother.


Still eating the dog's food

Manipulative street kitten knowingly cocks his head cutely


That little bastard!

Manipulative street kitten in my house


Blithely eating the dog's food.

Captain underpants


Tra-la-laaaah!